The 1980s was one heck of a decade. It boggles the mind to consider the variety of cars available to a new-time buyer. Would sir like his best-selling repmobile in blobby rear-wheel drive form (Ford Sierra) or boxy front-wheel drive (Vauxhall Cavalier, until 1988 when that went blobby too)? A smaller family car? How about a hydropneumatic Citroen BX? Or a rear-wheel-drive Volvo 340 with constantly variable transmission? Need more room for the family? A Nissan Prairie may be just the thing, or a Peugeot 505 with three rows of seats, or one of those new-fangled Renault Espace people carriers?

My own fleet reflects the huge variety available from just one manufacturer at one time. Yes, in 1989 and 1990, Citroen sold the 2CV alongside the incredible XM.

In 1989 and 1990, you could buy either of these brand new!

It’s hard to imagine two more different cars. One is packed full of clever hydraulics and electronics, the other is about a simple as a tin opener. One is flat-out at 70mph, the other is wafting along serenely at 2500rpm. Both contain wonderful engineering, but only one feels robust. Both have supremely compliant suspension, but only one corners on its doorhandles. I love them both.

It’s down at the bottom end of the market that things were most interesting in the 1980s. The 2CV was, by then, just a cheap banger. Its rivals came in many varied forms. The rear-engined, Commie-era Skoda Estelle. The front-engined, rear-wheel drive Russian Lada Riva. The tiny, rear-engined, even-slower-than-a-2CV Fiat 126. The most advanced budget rival was probably the Yugo – it was at least front-wheel drive.

Not at all like a Citroen 2CV, nor a Lada Riva. Back when Skodas were VERY different

Each of these cars had a very distinctive look. Today, cheap cars are actually entirely competent, and they do all look rather similar – even the Chinese MG3. You can’t even easily spot a base model these days – Dacia Sandero aside, and that’s only because cheap ones only come in white. Even further upmarket, a Vauxhall Astra SRi carries very few queues to its alleged sportiness. Where is the sporty red trim that makes a Mk2 SRi so easy to spot?

I’m therefore very glad that I grew up during the 1980s. Not only could I tell the difference between those cheap bangers on sight, they all sounded different too! When I drive the 2CV, people turn around as they wonder what on earth is making such a frightful noise. Cars don’t do that anymore. How did it all go so wrong? For now, I’ll just enjoy variety entirely of my own making. Just like the good old days.

This is my confessional. The other day, I made a serious misjudgement that could have had very serious consequences. Fortune saved me from disaster, but it shouldn’t have happened at all.

I was having my final drive of the Rover 400, as I delivered it to its new owner at Birmingham International (he’d got a train there, he doesn’t live at the station). I was only about 10 miles into my journey, but I was getting frustrated at being stuck behind an articulated lorry on one of my favourite stretches of road – the A44 between Llangurig and Ponterwyd in mid-Wales.

Wales is full of beautiful driving roads, but they must be treated with due care and attention

I spotted an overtaking gap that I thought I could make, so I went for it, dropping a gear and shoving my foot hard down on the throttle. I was wrong. I was halfway alongside the lorry when a van appeared coming the other way. I had no time at all to make a decision. My decision was to keep my foot down. The Rover was entirely failing to really gain pace in a way that felt satisfying. Buttocks were clenched. My heart sank. I wasn’t going to make it. Fortunately for me, there was a layby on the other side of the road. The van swerved enough into it for me to complete the manoeuvre. I waved a pathetic apology. The truck, quite rightly, sounded its horn. I attempted to apologise via the medium of hazard warning lights. I felt like a complete idiot.

That was so close to being a really nasty accident, and it was entirely my fault. Yes, this road is short of good overtaking spots, but there are better places than I had chosen. Yes, being stuck being a lorry is frustrating, but it’s hardly life-threatening is it? My overtake was.

I don’t like making mistakes but I should have known better. This road frequently claims lives – a family of four were killed on this stretch in June 2014 – with overtaking likely to have been the cause. How on earth had I been so stupid?

The thing is, we’re only human and humans do make mistakes. I can hold my hand up and say I got my decision entirely wrong – but it was reminded that in a car, wrong decisions can end very badly indeed. If anything, modern cars encourage such behaviour, as even a shopping chariot can have a bit of grunt these days. There’s no way I would even have considered that overtake in my 2CV.

There are often calls to make the A44 safer. I’m not sure how you do such a thing without putting some horrific speed limit upon its entire length. But, it isn’t the road that is dangerous – it’s the people who use it. Only yesterday, I witnessed a Peugeot 107 (or similar) do exactly what I did – forcing the oncoming vehicle (in front of me) to brake to ensure the Peugeot could complete the overtake. People just don’t give what is a dangerous exercise a suitable amount of thought. Please do!

I admit to my stupidity because I hope it’ll be helpful to others. You really can’t be too careful when it comes to overtaking. I’m not saying don’t do it – I did plenty of it coming home in the XM later that day – but DO overtake safely. Make sure you CAN see a sufficient amount of clear road and have a good long think about what you’ll do if a car suddenly appears around that next bend. It really is a matter of life and death, and airbags are sod all use at these speeds, as Fifth Gear proved with this all-too-real possibility of a head-on smash. You don’t want to try this yourself.

So, it seems the Rover has sold. I have a deposit, and collection is in the process of being arranged. It lasted over two months, which isn’t bad going for a car on my fleet!

Ultimately though, the major flaw with it is that it isn’t a car I really wanted. In fact, that’s true of every car I’ve bought this year. Like all of them it just happened to be available when I needed a vehicle. It’s yet another car to tick off the list. Plus, I got to improve it. A lot. Remember that it looked like this in July.

I didn’t own it for long, but I think I improved this Rover quite dramatically!

I’ve been a busy boy though. As well as continuing my investigations into the realities of electric vehicles, and the future of motoring, I’ve been very much planning my next vehicle. I can confirm that it is a vehicle I actually want to own. Of course, the main problem now is will it disappoint?

Last year, the vehicle I very much wanted to own was a Land Rover Discovery. It was a pretty dreadful example (my budget often leaves me with someone else’s dregs) but I had a lot of fun with it, exploring its very impressive off-road credentials. That still didn’t stop me selling it of course, as I slowly but surely discovered that to own a Land Rover, one needs to have a pretty large reserve of cash for the constant repairs that are necessary.

I’m hoping my new purchase will be better in that regard but the truth is, at the bottom end of the market, big bills can be just hiding around the corner. Thing is though, I still like to throw money at a cheap car rather than the towel. Thankfully, the good people of Autoshite tend to be the same – the home of enthusiasm for cars no-one else likes. Folk there put insane amounts of time and money into cars that are worthless. They do it because worthless doesn’t mean hopeless.

I hope my new purchase works out. I certainly do have The Fear. Income has gently started to improve of late, but we’re still trying to live The Good Life on one exceedingly variable freelance income. It has been a pretty stressful summer, so I hope people won’t mind me indulging in a bit of luxury. Whether I can do so on a pauper’s budget remains to be seen. Hopefully all can be revealed next week, as the next Collection Capers unfold.

Of course, all this faffing about still fails to address what I do about the 2CV. I’m hoping for more chunky invoices so I can deal with that problem next year. We shall see.

After my EV post yesterday, two people independently asked for my thoughts on hybrids. I did reply to both, as I’m polite about such matters, but here follows my reply in more detail. I’ll start with my conclusion. Hybrids don’t work.

A bold statement. So why do I think that? Let’s take the BMW i3 Range Extender as an example. BMW is pretty much unique in offering the i3 in fully electric form, or halfway-hybrid with a range-extender engine. First, there’s cost. After government grant and at current prices, you’re looking at £25k for an i3. Opt for the one with an engine and that prices rises to around £28k. But, the engine only kicks in when charge is low, which means for a lot of time, the electric motor is having to work harder to haul unnecessary weight around. That makes it slower AND shortens the range on electric power. While the engine does double the overall range – from around 80 miles to 160 miles – it does so by making a buzzy din from its twin-pot engine. It only has a nine-litre fuel tank, which’ll last a maximum of 80 miles. It sounds like a bit of a poor compromise and just isn’t the answer for a long-distance trip. My humble 2CV, pictured below with an i3, can travel further on one ‘charge’ from its 25-litre fuel tank, which feeds a twin-pot engine that makes a buzzy din.

If you’re going to have the future, have it fully electric

And that sums up hybrids for me. There are some very clever ones – like Mitsubishi’s PH-EV where the engine can either charge or provide direct power – but it seems to me that all of these hybrids are just a desperate attempt to keep the internal combustion engine going for a bit longer. Once the problems of range are addressed – an Tesla especially are making huge leaps here – then the hybrid becomes pointless. Bear in mind that in real-world tests, the PH-EV seems to average 39mpg. Even an i3 Range Extender will struggle to reach that if you do a lot of driving with it undercharged. Yes, the compromise will work well in cities – you can float around on EV power and keep the petrol engine for when you need some oomph – but it all reeks of compromise to me. There is a better way.

That way is to either stick with your internal combustion engine – they’ve been transporting us pretty well for decades – or go the whole hog. Go full electric. Hybrids are a flash-in-the-pan. They, on paper at least, meet a set of requirements that currently exists. However, I predict that within five years, battery technology and the charging network will have improved to the point that electric makes absolute sense – even if you need to travel long distance.

Worst of all the hybrids for me is the Toyota Prius. Here is a vehicle that seemed to exist purely to try and appease the guilt of some motorists. But it’s rubbish really. Real-world economy seems to be in the region of 56-58mpg. That’s well within reach of modern diesels, and a fair few petrol models too. My 2CV can achieve 54mpg, and that’s older than the hills. It still manages to seat four (friendly) adults and have a boot.

It may have stickers, but it is still a poor answer

So, sorry hybrid technology. A lot of research has gone into making something that’s barely any better than just a normal engine. If you really want to make the jump to electric, jump all the way. And no, I’m not convinced by Hydrogen either. Carting explosive petroleum around the globe is dangerous enough! Plus you’ve got to get the hydrogen in the first place. Electric doesn’t have all of the answers, but if I were a betting man, it’s what I’d be putting my hat on. Now, can they start working on an electric motor that sounds like a V8 please?

Nissan is celebrating record sales of the LEAF in September 2014, with 851 sold – a total of 2969 this year so far. Small potatoes for sure when it comes to mainstream manufacture, but more than Citroen managed to sell XMs here for all but three years of that car’s life. The LEAF’s sales are 156% higher than the same month last year. Are electric vehicles now being taken seriously?

Paul O’Neill, EV Manager, Nissan Motor GB Limited said: “Sales of the all-electric Nissan LEAF continue to go from strength to strength and it’s no surprise that the vehicle that pioneered the EV sector in the UK continues to blaze the trail for the rest of its class.”

LEAF gaining a BIG following. I do like it in red.

“September’s result gives us a clear indication that motorists are beginning to recognise that switching to a Nissan LEAF is not a compromise but an opportunity.”

I have to echo those sentiments. While there is still some range anxiety, especially where I live in rural Wales, the LEAF is a car that really does feel like a proper car – not some knocked-together-in-a-shed conversion job. It’s spacious, powerful, supremely comfortable and all of the technology works really well.

Yet electric vehicles are still ignored by a lot of motorists and enthusiasts. They’re still seen as a thing for environmentalists to pootle about in, feeling all self-righteous. The myth is maintained that if you’re a proper petrolhead, electric vehicles are of no interest.

This simply is not true, as I’ve discovered myself. That test was almost a year ago now, yet I’m still thrilled by the idea of electric. Worse than that – I find that driving internal combustion engine (ICE) cars leaves me feeling just how wasteful they are! Remember that an electric motor is much more efficient – so 80% of the energy you hurl into it via a 13amp plug results in you moving down the road. Petrol engines may be increasingly efficient these days, but they still struggle to get 25% efficiency for every lump of energy you put into one. It isn’t just the case that every £1 of fuel contains lots of tax, most of it is actually used to keep the radiator warm, so it just lost as heat to the atmosphere. Traffic jams result in you burning loads of fuel for very little movement. An electric car burns very little in such conditions.

I know zero-emissions depends entirely on where the electricity came from, but even here it is thought that even an electric car powered by a coal-burning power station results in less carbon emissions than a car – after all, getting oil, turning it into petrol and transporting it halfway around the world is not very environmentally friendly either.

The buzz of electric isn’t going away for me, and it seems that’s also increasingly true for the general public. Bring it on.