Road Test

Driving the interesting and the obscure. And occasionally dreadful.

Strictly Stars and Electric Cars – Tesla Model S

Yesterday was one of those rather different days. The day began with me driving to Birmingham in my Citroen XM. The reason? I had an appointment with a Tesla Model S. Excited? You bet.

A very pretty electric car – the Tesla Model S

As I arrived rather sooner than was necessary, I headed to the Midlands Art Centre in Canon Hill Park – somewhere I spent a lot of time as a child. I thought I might grab a nice, quiet brew but the place was all of a bustle. Just to add to that, Strictly Come Dancing’s Alison Hammond was in the queue for coffee, having just finished with her day job on ITV’s This Morning. I used to work with Alison in a really boring office job. She always wanted to be on telly, and I always wanted to write about ‘boring old cars.’ It seems we both achieved our dream! I opted not to attempt a reintroduction (remember me? I’m that really boring car bloke you used to work with!) and went off to find a quiet spot for my brew.

But this celebrity nonsense was not the highlight of the day. No, that would come at the brand new Tesla showroom in Digbeth. I chatted with the staff, examined a bare chassis (briefly pondering what alternative bodies might be fitted on top) and then headed off for a 1.5hr drive. I filled the car with my video camera gear and quietly drove away, in a Tesla Model S with a list price (in this Performance model form) of £98,000.

I won’t go into too many details here, because the video review will contain much more. Certainly, it was exciting, even if comfort levels were rather lacking for a so-called executive car. Instead, I shall use my blog to challenge some perceptions.

For instance, a lot of petrolheads refuse to take electric cars seriously. Until a few years ago, they were probably right – electric cars were generally a bit rubbish. Those days are gone though. They are genuinely good motors and can be exciting to drive.

Yet, some petrolheads almost see it as insulting to consider liking electric. They see it as a sin to consider anything other than internal combustion. Sure, electric power may be quick, but you don’t get the excitement that comes from a screaming V8. This is true. But, I still liked it a lot.

For me, I think the genuine revolution is not actually in terms of power source. It’s the transmission of that power. The reason manual gearboxes remain popular is because the alternative has always been a rather poor compromise. Despite many advances, automatic gearboxes still leave people disappointed. They can be slow to react, or keep choosing the wrong gear. Modern ones, which can have eight speeds these days, then tend to want to change gear all of the time. I find this hugely frustrating.

But with electric power, there is only one gear. You just press the ‘quiet’ pedal, and you seamlessly gather speed. Around town, I found the Tesla astonishing. It has a really strong regenerative braking set-up, that means that you control pace almost exclusively with the throttle, and barely touch the brake pedal. Some automatics creep too quickly (you can turn off the creep function in the Tesla if you so wish) or require you to hammer the middle pedal to control the pace. You often feel like you’re fighting the power of the engine with the brake pedal, which feels hugely wasteful.

It led me to rethink just why I like manual gearboxes. In truth, I don’t think I do – I just consider if the least bad of the alternatives. The clutch in the XM is a pain, and the gearbox not entirely pleasant to use. But an automatic version would drink more fuel and they have a habit of developing faults. They also have a reputation for not choosing the right gear – 30mph tends to be done in third, so is noisy.

This is the point. With an electric motor, there is no battle to keep the motor in its happiest place for torque or power. There’s just grunt. An endless stream of it in the Tesla. When you mix in genuine range potential of 200 miles or more, you can see why the electric car is definitely here to stay. The only disappointment for me, asking price aside, was comfort. I got out of a £98,000 car into a £375 and it was an absolute pleasure. That’s a bit of a concern.

The future compared. The older ‘future’ is more comfortable

More thoughts on this will be revealed once I’ve edited the video. Stay tuned.

Craptacular Road Test: Kia Pride

As alluded to a few blog posts ago, what killed off typical cheap motors such as the Lada Samara was a new wave of ‘cars we’d seen before’ built somewhere cheap. These included the Spanish Seat Marbella (an older Fiat Panda), the Proton (Malaysian Mitsubishi Lancer), the Sao Penza (South African-built Mazda 323) and, from 1991, the Kia Pride – a Mazda 121 with a South Korean accent.

Kia had been producing cars since the 1950s, but a tie-up with Ford from 1986 proved useful. Ford already boasted a strong relationship with Mazda, and this led to the Pride. The story starts with the Ford Festiva, launched in 1986 and designed and built by Mazda. The Mazda 121 followed in 1988, but was not sold in Japan. In 1991, production moved to South Korea and the Kia Pride was born – still sold as a Ford Festiva in markets such as Canada, Australia and the United States. Apparently, 1800 Kia Prides were sold in the UK in 1991, but Kia has now become a popular brand here, with its current range far from being cheap, old versions of cast-off designs. That’s because Hyundai bought the bankrupt Kia in 1998 and the Ford interest was ended. The Pride made a brief reappearance in the UK and the tested car is one of those last models.

Prides were sold with jazzy white wall tyres, but it’s rare to see one so equipped today. Such is the state of the one I got to drive. To be honest, I wasn’t going to bother. Even me, the great lover of crap cars, considered the Pride to be as exciting as a ballpoint pen. Useful yes. Exciting, no. Besides, I already own a Daihatsu Sirion. Compared to that, most small cars seem utterly boring.

One of these little cars is brilliant

The owner cajoled me into having a go though. It seemed only polite to accept. After all, to be truly informed about your own favourites, you need to try the opposition. Clambering into the Pride at least allowed me to escape from the brain-numbingly dull looks. The door is huge, and it felt like I was opening the entire side of the car. That helps with the feeling of space inside, as does the width. It’s only 2 inches narrower than a Citroen BX. A huge glass area leaves it feeling rather bright inside, as does acres of light grey plastic.

Not exactly inspiring. Pineapple adds interest

It’s not very inspiring, though I must concede that the inside of the Sirion is not exactly interesting either. The Japanese seem good at dull and functional, though at least switchgear wasn’t too scattered about. Only the electric window switches (yeah, posh eh?) confuse, by being mounted near the passenger’s right knee on the centre console.

The engine fires up as swiftly and sweetly as you’d expect. All a bit ordinary, but it does work with no bother. So far, so underwhelming. The gearchange felt a bit rubbery, but I felt confident enough to head up my favoured test hill. It went really well! The 64bhp engine has a nice spread of torque, so (unlike my feeble Sirion) it picks up speed briskly without need for ear-bleeding revs. That’s good, as the engine hardly sounds nice. It’s not unpleasant, but I can’t really describe it as pleasant either. It’s just another mundane four-pot. They tend to sound like this.

Reaching bends, things didn’t fall apart either. There was less roll than I expected, the unassisted steering was really rather good and precise, and it seemed happy to grip the road well. Bumps didn’t unsettle it unduly either. I began to suspect that motoring scribes who had little good to say about the Pride were either unrealistic in their expectations, or hadn’t actually driven one at all and just guessed that its budget price meant it was hopeless.

I also found it comfortable and the gearing seemed tall enough that motorway driving wouldn’t be too much of a chore, though this is pure guesswork as our road test took place about two hours away from any motorway. The five-speed gearbox has a good spread of ratios though.

Kia is Korean for ‘surprise.’ Er, maybe.

There you have it then. Unsurprisingly, I found this unremarkable car quite pleasant. Isn’t it funny how actually, most 1980s/1990s cars can be described as pleasant? This one was purchased only a few weeks ago for the grand sum of £300 with an MOT until next year. That’s astonishing value really for a car that feels very competent and further proves that you really needn’t pay the earth for a good, working motor car. In many ways, it was much better than my Sirion. More spacious, more comfortable, quicker, more relaxing but, importantly, not as much fun. So, I’m happy to recommend the Kia Pride – but would always prefer something a bit more oddball myself.

Craptacular Road Test: Vauxhall Cavalier Mk3

Incredibly, it was 26 years ago that the third generation of Vauxhall Cavalier was launched. I remember it well. Permit me another Motor Show moment as I remember the 1988 gathering of new cars. Gone were the rigid, boxy lines of the Mk2 Cavalier. Instead, Vauxhall/Opel built on the public acceptance of the swoopy Sierra – that acceptance was a long time coming. The Cavalier was timed perfectly. I remember sitting in the Cavalier in 1988, feeling very impressed by the split/folding rear seat that was a feature even on the saloon. This ten-year old critic was impressed.

I loved the styling too, but it wasn’t until 1990 that I got my Cavalier experience – a relative got a bright red 1.6L as a company car. He probably doesn’t know this, but I tested the safety feature built into the electric windows one day. The theory was that if it encountered a hand on the way up, it’d stop before crushing the hand. Thankfully, it does! Because I tested it with my hand.

Not that the good point stopped at stupid-child-friendly windows. The Cavalier was one of few cars where you could carry out a clutch change without dropping the gearbox. A far cry from the palaver that faced the Sierra owner. It was entirely designed with fleet markets in mind. Yet I liked the growl that Vauxhall engines managed to deliver, even in 1.6 form.

I had to wait even longer than my LT moment to actually drive a Cavalier Mk3. The example I was faced with had typically crusty rear arches and was very evidently not in the first flush of youth.

Desirable, isn’t it?

Incidentally. Here’s an anorak fact for you. The windscreen wipers were changed in 1991 for the simple reason that the original design didn’t easily allow you to change a wiper blade! The bonnet got in the way. Concealed wipers are all well and good for aerodynamics, but the revamped wipers were a lot easier to change. They haven’t parked properly in the above picture.

Clambering aboard the Cavalier was a true step back in time. I spent many, many hours pretending to drive my relative’s Mk3, so I was very familiar with the layout – if not all the extra toys and velour that the CD spec gets you. To be honest, it’s not a particularly thrilling place to sit. Lots of grey and black plastic and little inspiration.

Plasticky. Apols for the wonky wheel. The steering lock engaged

This was the first time I’d moved the stubby gear lever and been able to drive off, so it was quite a moment. The mechanical action felt very familiar. The nose was aimed at a hill and away we went. The 2-litre engine is nice and punchy, with excellent torque characteristics. It sounds deep and gruff. Like Barry White doing a lion impression. It’s surprisingly appealing for a four-pot engine. As we powered around a series of bends, I was struck by how pleasant the Cavalier is to pilot. Hardly sports-car exciting, but grippy, composed and with enough power to sprint between corners. No wonder Ford felt they had to push the boat out with the Mondeo. General Motors had got a massive jump on the Blue Oval.

The seats were comfortable too, though I’d need a longer test to really ensure comfort. Vauxhall have a bit of a reputation for poor seating – a passenger experience in the back of a Zafira still carries painful memories.

Facelift model with extra trim between lights

One practical hatchback. Curves were astonishing in 1988

Overall though, the Cavalier more than lived up to expectations. It’s still very tempting to hunt down one of the excellent Isuzu-diesel powered versions, but even the petrols offer good pace and economy. It’s easy now to forget the impact of the curvy Cavalier back in 1988 but while corrosion has killed many, the Cav still makes a great cheap buy today and still drives very nicely. Not hugely exciting, but marvellously competent.

Craptacular Road Test: Volkswagen LT

I remember clambering into a Volkswagen LT at the NEC Motor Show, probably in 1990 when I was 12. I can’t really explain why, but this was always the Volkswagen van of choice for me. For a start, it didn’t have an engine in the load bay. This seemed sensible. It’s also enormous and even as a child, I felt like I was sitting in more of a truck than a van. I was also already horribly addicted to the six-cylinder growl these vans usually emitted. My hearing was tuned to listen out for the smooth bark of an LT on the move. I guess it says something about me when an LT interested me much more than any other Volkswagen on the stand that year, including the Corrado with its clever lifting rear spoiler. Welcome to my world.

Cor! Far cooler than a Type 2

Somehow, it took until 2014 for me to get the opportunity to drive one, thanks to my mate Mat. He heroically used the van to tow a Hyundai Stellar V8 (a car I really would like to road test one day, when it’s back on the road, hint, hint) all the way from Anglesey to my village. How convenient! For the purposes of the test, the Hyundai and car trailer were removed and are pictured purely for artistic licence.

Clambering aboard is a challenge, as it really is like climbing into a lorry cab. You sit high up, with a huge steering wheel in front of you and your knees perilously close to the very front of the vehicle. A burst of glow plugs and the six-pot engine fires into life. This is largely similar to the engine used in the Volvo 700/900 turbo diesels (and the 240 on other shores). This one was turbocharged, kicking out 127bhp@4700rpm and a meaty 203lb ft of torque at 2550rpm [EDIT sorry, only 95bhp and 150lb/ft – which explains a lot!]. The five-speed gearbox has a dog-leg first. It’s a very short gear that you don’t generally need on the flat. I pottered around the car park in second and got a feel for the vehicle. It felt enormous! This is seriously wide and it feels far more so than the later, Sprinter-based LT.

Edging out of the car park, I aimed it up a hill. This was a mistake. Was the throttle broken? Had I left the handbrake on? Had a joking friend reconnected the car trailer and Hyundai while I wasn’t looking? No, it really was this slow! The turbocharger takes an absolute age to wake up. It’s laggier than a water pipe in Iceland. Mind you, it does make a superb noise as it spools up. Then there’s a brief burst of excitement as the engine growls more menacingly and speed builds up. Problem is, you have to wave a lengthy gear lever around to try and get the next gear before the turbocharger slows down too much. This is challenging work! Catch it off boost and performance just disappears entirely. My friend’s heroic towing efforts from North Wales became all the more impressive. Apparently, he was reduced to first gear at one point.

Thankfully, the steering is rather pleasant, so you can focus on extracting the best from the engine. This LT is camper converted, and they were never particularly light to start with. What amazes me most is that you could specify one without the turbocharger! With less than 80bhp, how do they even move? Hills aside, you can amble along quite nicely. It feels composed and almost relaxing. The high-and-mighty driving position is very comfortable. On flatter terrain, the turbocharger woes are less extreme. It does sound magnificent too. Multi-cylinder diesels are ace!

Overall, I’d certainly far rather drive one of these to Scandinavia than the Citroen H van we actually used back in 2007. Yes, it is still slow, but the engine sounds nice without being too loud, and it seems comfortable and refined at 50mph rather than screaming flat out. It’s a shame most have rusted away. I still maintain that the LT is a far better van than the rear-engined types. This was definitely a test I enjoyed. Worth waiting for!

Craptacular Road Test: Volvo 850

It may not look it, but the Volvo 850 was a hugely important car for the Swedish firm. It changed the company’s fortunes entirely, yet still looks unmistakably like a Volvo should. It was a car that demonstrated that Volvo could do performance. 850 estates went racing in the British Touring Car Championship, while the later saloons actually won races and vied for the title. The 850 was actually launched in 1991, which scares me a bit as I see it as a modern car. UK sales began in 1993, with a range of engines available, all five-cylinder. That’s a good start.

The T5 and T5R were the headline makers. They had silly amounts of power and very short tyre life. I ended up driving the 2.5TDI automatic, which is probably my favourite version as power is unnecessary in my book – perhaps even undesirable. While petrol versions used a new, Volvo-designed engine, the diesels used a Volkswagen five-cylinder engine. One I’m very familiar with as it was also used in the Volkswagen LT van. In the Volvo, it develops 140bhp.

Volvo’s game-changer. Nice colour

This example uses the ZF automatic gearbox. I think the diesel/automatic combo is a really good one, when both engine and gearbox are strong. I once drove a Citroen C5 diesel auto to Paris and back. It was supremely relaxing, even around the French capital. This was starting to feel less of a Volvo 850 road test and more of a polite introduction at the start of a new relationship. Would I be inviting it home for coffee?

Clambering aboard started well. Comfortable seating is matched by a delicious amount of blue. As you’ll recall from my Land Rover Discovery and very blue Nissan Bluebird, I’m not averse to a bit of colour inside a car. Indeed I very much welcome it.

Very blue, surprisingly nice

The engine fires up with a distinctive, off-beat clatter. One that’s very familiar from the minibus I drive. Pulling away is simply a case of slotting into D, releasing the handbrake and letting the torque ease you away. The engine growls in a quite delightful manner but the gearbox is a perfect match for it. It’s happy to use the bountiful low-down pulling power and doesn’t seem over-keen to kick-down. Perfect. Give it a boot full, and it certainly will drop a ratio, allowing the engine to warble as the revs rise. Turbo lag seemed remarkably non-existent and while performance certainly isn’t spectacular, it’s strong enough. The owner reported that it was simply effortless to drive down from Fife in it, and he was getting 48mpg. Remarkable.

The ride isn’t super smooth, but that’s compensated for by a composed feeling when cornering. The spirit of the car doesn’t really encourage all-out hooning, but the steering has a nice weight to it and is nicely direct. Bodyroll doesn’t seem to happen much either. It’s a very nice car to drive briskly even if it isn’t one for thrashing.

This is a late saloon – production ended in 1997

I was impressed. This felt like a car sitting poised and ready to eat up some miles. Even better, early ones now qualify for classic insurance! I’m finding it very hard to resist checking out the classifieds. Ok, I HAVE found it very hard to resist checking out the classifieds. Problem is, I’d have to sell my BX to afford a Volvo. Not sure that’s a leap I’m ready to make, but I did enjoy the Volvo very much. It’s a car that changed the public perception of Volvo, and very much for the better. The 440 and 480 hadn’t really had the market impact Volvo needed from its move to front-wheel drive. The 850 was the car that made the grade. Deservedly so. I thought it was rather marvellous. I’d better stock up on coffee.

Craptacular Road Test: Peugeot 504

I have a vague memory of travelling in a white, Peugeot 504 estate taxi back in the mid-1980s. My main memory is that I was upset that the driver wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. It may have been the first taxi journey I ever took, as a child of no more than eight years. I’ve not really been anywhere near a 504 since. It was time to make amends! And yes, I did wear my seatbelt.

Forget MPVs. The 504 does all you need

This particular example had, naturally, been used as a taxi on the island of Jersey. It came to the UK in January of this year, with crusty bodywork but sound mechanicals. It uses the Indenor 2.3-litre diesel that also ‘powered’ early Sierras and Granada Mk2s. It develops a whopping 71bhp at 4500rpm, and 99lb ft of torque at just 2500rpm. Fabulous.

I clambered aboard not really knowing what to expect. The 504 was legendary for its toughness, and it only went out of production in Nigeria a few years ago. It won the notoriously harsh Safari Rally in 1975 and the Moroccan Rally that same year and in 1976. Pretty impressive for a car that was hardly a ball of speed. The saloon had independent suspension all-round and could be specified with fuel injection, but the estate always used a tougher live axle, as did some povo-spec saloons. I guess I was expecting it to feel tough, rugged and a bit uncomfortable.

Settling in behind the wheel, comfort was the over-riding sensation. Big, soft seats are very typical of a French car of this era, as I know well from my Citroen exploits. Just think – a French estate of this era could be either a fantastically futuristic Citroen, or an entirely simple Peugeot. Either would seat up to eight passengers. The French did family cars in a big way!

HUGE boot, lots of seats, surprising style

The engine fired noisily into life. This is a proper old school diesel. A manual control alters the injection pump timing to allow smoother cold starting. Barely any throttle, ease the clutch up and I was away. I went slogging straight up a steep hill, but revs were not the order of the day. I very soon found myself in top gear (four speeds) with the prodigious torque ensuring good progress with barely any fuss. Don’t get me wrong, this was hardly swift progress, but it was very relaxing. The ride is superb and I began to imagine driving great distances with no bother at all.

As long as speeds aren’t too high. The gearing is rather on the short side, and a fifth gear would have been very desirable. The real surprise came when bends were encountered though. The rack and pinion steering is power assisted and, rarely for the time, it’s absolutely wonderful! There’s just enough assistance, not too much. Feedback is dulled down, but the steering has enough weight to it to make you feel confident about driving briskly and is nicely direct. Yes, there’s some bodyroll but it feels totally secure and surprisingly nimble for such an enormous car. The clattering engine becomes a dull hum once you’re moving too. It’s much more pleasant than I expected – something echoed by all who drove the car. Good brakes (all-disc) just add to the pleasantness and while gear changes are rarely required, the lever has a nice, precise action. Not bad at all for a vehicle over 30 years old.

It has become very rare to see such a marvellous car in the UK. There are two reasons for that. One is that they rust like you wouldn’t believe. The other is that a great number have been exported to Africa. Really, very little can touch a 504 for robustness. It’s incredible what they’ll handle. What I found even more remarkable is that they’re incredibly nice to drive too.

Most 504s have a very hard life!

Craptacular road test: Lada Samara

I went to school with a girl whose father worked for Lada UK. I used to like visiting her house, because she was quite cute and, more importantly, because there would always be a Samara on the driveway. Usually with a bodykit and alloys. Not an entirely successful attempt to make the car appealing it must be said.

But I still liked the Samara. It looked like it could have been a major game changer for Lada, in the same way as the Favorit had been for Skoda (another favourite of mine). It never was. It always looked a bit too ungainly, unlike the Italian-styled Favorit. Build quality was never the best either and when other budget cars came over from South Korea and Malaysia, using proven Japanese underpinnings (Kia Pride, Hyundai Pony II, Proton) it sounded the death knell for Lada in the UK. Sales ceased in 1996.

Naturally, I’ve still always liked them, but have never had the opportunity to try one. That drought came to a spectacular end very recently, though the example I got to drive could not be described as the best I’ve ever seen. It was covered in bird muck, had an interesting selection of wheeltrims, had an exhaust leak and used a non-standard carburettor. Beggars can’t be choosers though. It was this Samara or nothing.

This Samara lives in Yorkshire, having been owned by a pair of brothers up that way since 2012. It’s a daily driver, and it shows! The carburettor developed many diaphragm faults and was replaced by a surprisingly similar one from a Peugeot 205 1.4. This Samara uses the larger 1.5-litre engine, allied to a five-speed gearbox and using front-wheel drive.

Mitsubishi stole Lada’s paint idea

Someone on a walk found a sheep’s skull, so that was added to the car as a bonnet mascot. It slightly obscures the later grille design – the initial one was particularly odd-looking. Naturally, I quite liked that, but most people don’t, so the design was changed. I’m not sure it really helped sales though.

Inside, it had been stripped out. Not for racing, but so it could be slept in. The passenger seat had been replaced by a crate, to make the car long enough to accommodate a Yorkshireman.

The interior was not entirely perfect

Clambering aboard was hilarious. The driver’s seat was out of a Rover, and the sports steering wheel seemed utterly out of place. The door closed with not too horrific a noise though, shortly after a warning that third gear synchromesh wasn’t very effective, and nor were the brakes. Oh and it cuts out on left-hand bends or if driven gently, so it’s better to thrash it. Ok then!

The four-cylinder engine fired noisily into life, thanks to that leaking exhaust. I selected first, noting that the selector felt surprisingly good, and I headed off. The brakes really were awful, which is worrying as they were now apparently better than they were after the owner resorted to some in-car-park tinkering. Happily, I was about to drive it up a steep hill, so I didn’t need brakes anyway.

Putting my foot down, as ordered, I was amazed as the Lada verily roared up the hill with unseemly fury. I quickly snicked into second for more of the same, before gently slotting into third, then fourth. This was astonishing! I wasn’t expecting a car that went so well, and made such an entertaining noise as it did it. The driving position is odd, with the steering wheel really thrust out at your chest. But the steering itself feels great, and allowed me to push on in the bends – which is good as slowing down isn’t a strong point of this car.

Yes, there were various plasticky rattles, but it was hard to tell whether this was from the dashboard or the bread crate I was sitting next to. Yes, the car did cut out on left-hand bends. Momentum was your friend here. Just try to carry as much speed as you can and ease off the throttle. It was hilarious to be honest! The handling was surprisingly good, with not too much bodyroll and surprising grip from the cheap tyres.

On the way back down the hill, the car very quickly reached a speed best described as ‘around the speed limit.’ I managed to bleed speed off with careful use of the appalling brakes, and neat downshifting – double-declutching into third to avoid a crunch.

Not as crap as it looks. Or perhaps it is…

There was no doubting that this was a car you really had to drive, with foibles a-plenty. With actual working brakes though, it would be even more fun. It would stop ok (I wouldn’t have driven it on the road otherwise) but the pedal felt wooden and needed a really hard shove. Perhaps a weak or leaky servo. Everyone who drove it came back grinning though. You expected this car to be hopeless, and it resolutely wasn’t. I suspect a lot of people are now looking for a Samara to buy. I certainly wouldn’t rule one out!

In many ways, the Samara marks the end of the ‘crap’ budget car. The Favorit was refined by new parent Volkswagen into the Felicia, and Skoda is now a household name. Lada wasn’t so fortunate. When budget cars became older versions of current, good cars, the Samara was always going to be in trouble. That’s a real shame because as I discovered, budget cars can be an awful lot of fun, rather than just awful.

Pic courtesy of KruJoe on the Autoshite forum. Me enjoying the Samara while Elly the 2CV watches

Heritage Motor Centre – an amazing day

The Heritage Motor Centre contains some incredible cars – absolute icons mingle with odd prototypes and immaculate examples of cars the world didn’t necessarily take all that well to. I got to drive some of them last Thursday, as you can read in this week’s Classic Car Weekly (7th May issue).

That article gives you the background for why it happened, but here I’m going to focus on the vehicles that really stood out for me. One is HUE 166 which, as any Landy fan knows, is Land Rover Number 1. There’s some debate about exactly what this means – some reckon Huey is the first production Land Rover, others that he is in fact a pre-production one. It also must be said that a thorough restoration (Huey was sold by the factory and used as a farm hack for several decades) in the 1970s included the fitment of quite a few non-original items. Such as the rear body. And trafficators.

HUE 166 and a hairy bloke (Pic: Richard Gunn)

I couldn’t care less. Huey remains one of the most significant vehicles in our motoring history. He’s one of the most famous too, and is very often wheeled out for events and TV programmes. I seem to recall that Dick Strawbridge drove him around on a beach in North Wales as it’s where the concept of the Land Rover was conceived. But, this was my chance to get behind the wheel. I was thrilled.

For a start, I’ve never driven a Land Rover older than a Series III and have always loved the cute looks and earnest appeal of the super-basic Series 1. As I clambered aboard, my 2CV began to feel almost luxurious! It’s rare to see quite so much exposed metal on a car. I gave the starter a shove, and the 1.6-litre, inlet-over-exhaust engine fired promptly into life. This was it. I was going to do it!

So, it was a shame that I pulled away in third gear really. The gearing is so low that this didn’t really seem to matter, but down-shifting to second for a particularly nasty speed bump confirmed my error. I had my suspicions by this stage! Huey felt quite sprightly really, and eager to stop too. Noisy, certainly. Not just engine noise, but the rattles and bangs of many metal panels. I got a chance to go back to third, and did a beautiful double-declutched downshift into second for a tight roundabout. There is no synchromesh on first or second.

Then I got a good run down towards the Centre and managed to get up to fourth. I was having the time of my life! Not only was I driving a Series 1 Land Rover, but this was the most famous of them all! Sadly, they wouldn’t let me take a trip around the off-road course.

Other iconic vehicles were present, but sadly while I got a short drive of the first Morris Minor – NLW 576 – the brakes had failed, so I had to be somewhat careful. Happily, I’m an expert at driving vehicles with no brakes… The Rover P6BS was an astonishing opportunity too, though sadly tainted by a hideous misfire. I doubt more than five cylinders were working.

My next choice was a Range Rover that has fascinated me since I was a child. In 1971, two Range Rovers drove the length of the Americas, from Alaska to Cape Horn. Most of the 18,000 mile journey was no problem at all, but the Darien Gap was the tricky bit – a chunk of rainforest and swamp that joins North to South America. Through here, they averaged just 2.5 miles a day. I’ve read many features about these cars, both of which survive. One is part of the incredible Dunsfold Land Rover collection, the other was retained by Rover and is a car I can remember from when I first visited Gaydon back in 1993. I remember standing next to it wondering about the adventures this car has undertaken and being struck by the contrast between jungle-battling and standing silently in a museum.

Darien Gap Range Rover

Therefore, I was overjoyed to get the opportunity to actually drive one of these famous vehicles. I wasn’t the first – it seems it was taxed in 2012 at some point. That probably explains why it was so joyous to drive. It felt absolutely spot on. Top heavy, yes. It still wears the ladders they used to cross the forest and they make it top heavy! So overloaded were the cars that the rear differentials developed a habit of very often breaking on the trip. Experts were flown out from Solihull to pinpoint the problem and the vehicle loads reduced.

This Range Rover has an amazing history, from over 40 years ago!

Some cars were only available for passenger rides – such as a 1904 Rover and an MG Metro 6R4. Time didn’t allow for such pleasantries, but I did drive a mix of other vehicles, including an Alvis TE21 and an Armstrong Siddeley Sapphire 346. These were very pleasant indeed, but neither really stood out. After all, they were just classic cars albeit rather nice ones. It’s amazing how historical context makes one car feel so much more special than another.

Which brings me to the Triumph Lynx. I almost didn’t get to drive it, as it spectacularly blew a coolant hose after a couple of drives. Hats off to the Heritage Motor Centre mechanics though, because it didn’t seem to take them at all long to get the hose changed.

The Lynx is actually a pre-production example. They got that close to actually building it. The styling is an odd mix of Harris Mann’s TR7 and a Canley designed rear. Not the happiest rear end it must be said. The platform is extended TR7 but with a Rover SD1 rear axle set-up. It’s a Capri-rivalling, US-pleasing V8 four-seat coupe. Sadly, industrial relations were so bad at the TR7 factory in Speke that management shut down that factory, and with it the hopes of the Lynx. The project was shelved before tooling could be put in place and this vehicle remains a remarkable one-off.

The Triumph Lynx was very nearly a production reality

What a shame too. It is a lovely car to drive, with delightfully-weighted power-assisted steering, and the lusty grunt of the V8 that arguably should always have powered the TR7. I was very pleased to secure a drive in this almost-production car. What a day.

I know this is already a very long piece, but I really must thank the mechanics, management and volunteers at the Heritage Motor Centre for making this incredible day a reality. It was pretty much unprecedented to have so many important cars out and actually working and it made for a true spectacle. It was truly heart-warming to see how much everyone involved – from volunteer right up to the management team – absolutely loved the day. I wish them all the best for the new Museums Collections Centre, which will allow the reserve collection to be displayed for the first time. Exciting times indeed.

Driving a Car Of The Year – Citroen XM

One peaceful, February morning, I got a phone call from Practical Classics magazine. Could I find a Citroen XM for a photo shoot the following Monday? This didn’t leave much time, but Citroen folk rarely let me down. A plea for a suitable car quickly resulted in several offers, but a tasty 2.1 turbo diesel in Mandarin red sounded ideal.

So, I hopped into my 2CV and dashed over to Leicestershire, where I swapped my simple Tin Snail for a really rather nice XM. It was the first time I’d been in one for many years, and as I still had to get it to Rockingham Raceway, I had plenty of time to enjoy the experience.

Keith Moody enjoys the XM - courtesy of Richard Gunn

Keith Moody of Practical Classics enjoys the XM – courtesy of Richard Gunn

And what an experience it was. At the time, I was on a hiatus from hydropneumatic motoring. The XM swiftly reminded me what I was missing. The floating ride was backed up by keen handling, as the suspension automatically stiffens when cornering hard – it’s a much more complex beastie than the BX in that regard. The engine is a peach too – the 2.1-litre, 12-valve development of the XUD. I found the turbocharger cut in much more smoothly than the earlier XUD, and much earlier in the rev range. It made it much more relaxing. The XM was criticised for lacking power in this form, but being used to rather more feeble transport, I had no complaints at all. It was nicely brisk.

The photo shoot was fun, and pitched the XM against other Car Of The Year winners, ranging from the Porsche 928 to the sheer glory of the Renault 9. To find out more, head to the shops and grab a copy of Practical Classics. You can also read about CXs and BXs elsewhere in the issue.

The downside of this job is that it can leave you weak and unable to resist motoring purchases. Within days of driving the XM, I’d swapped the Land Rover Discovery for a Citroen BX. Once the hydropneumatic bug bites, it’s hard to resist! Thanks to Will of the XM forum for the loan of the car. It’s lovely!

My dream Leyland drive – a bus!

I’ve long been a fan of Leyland products. I know most of them were dreadful, but that just adds to the appeal for me. Yes, they may have been a bit hopeless, but I’ve always championed the underdog. After all, 2CVs may be cool now, but they were deeply unfashionable when I first got in to them. Joke cars were rear-engined Skodas, Ladas, Reliant Robins and 2CVs. I’m quite good at ignoring jokes and these cars were all desirable to the younger me.

They’re still desirable now. Back when I was young though, buses were the peak of my motoring exploits. For a time, we didn’t even have a car at all. Stressful times for the young petrolhead. So, it was buses or nothing, and I loved the thundering Daimler Fleetlines and whining MCW Metrobuses that transported me during my childhood. Leyland Nationals always appealed too, even though a chance to ride one was not a frequent occasion. I recall travelling on a National 1 at some point, that cut out every time it stopped, and I’ve a feeling I caught a National 2 with my aunt on the day my youngest sister was born. Nationals featured more strongly in my teenage years, as the same buses that took me home from school then took me home from Birmingham’s nightclubs in the wee hours of the morning. With the same drivers.

National 1s made a very high-pitched sort of a noise, and I loved the visible fan spinning around behind the engine cover. They had a very distinctive, top-end clatter and I really liked the styling – Giovanni Michelotti was responsible for it, bringing some car-based cohesiveness to the bus design. National 2s were redesigned with a longer nose, which now contained the radiator. Gone was the fan visible through the engine cover, and the new engine made a much deeper, throatier noise.

Some years ago, I got the chance to drive a National 2. At the time, it was used by North Birmingham Busways as a training vehicle. I was allowed to pilot it around the defunct Wolverhampton Truck Stop in exchange for some money.

Dream (bus) ticket. A Leyland National 2!

It was brilliant. The switchgear was largely familiar, as a fair chunk of it was lifted straight out of British Leyland’s saloon range. The gear lever for the semi-automatic transmission is right-mounted, and easy to use. I love driving larger vehicles and the way you swing around in front of the front axle is truly joyous. I couldn’t get much speed up, but I thoroughly enjoyed myself, and I was put through the manoeuvres you can expect on a full bus driving test. As a child, I dreamt of being a bus driver, but perhaps I’m glad I didn’t become one. It doesn’t seem too joyous a job these days. I’ll still to my community minibuses instead!

How young?! I’m happy, despite appearances

North Birmingham Busways is now sadly gone – having being absorbed by the Rotala Plc. The Leyland National still exists though! Happily, it has made it into preservation and, remarkably, a friend on the Autoshite forum is a part-owner of it! The bus now lives in Scotland and is red, white and black – Western livery.

You’ll have to follow the links, but here’s SHH back when I drove it, with its stablemates. http://tbg.150m.com/nbb-19.8.06.jpg

And here’s SHH as she currently looks. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3f/GVVT_Open_Day_2012_-_A_Western_Leyland_National_2_-_geograph.org.uk_-_3184441.jpg

If you ever get the opportunity, I thoroughly recommend driving a bus. It’s a valuable insight into the bus driver’s world, and great fun too!

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