Many of you followed my crazy car collection capers as it happened. Somehow, the previous caper, in which a wheel bearing collapsed, just wasn’t enough. So, I decided to buy a car with no MOT, which had been off the road for 18 months. What could possibly go wrong? The answer is contained in the two videos below! Click the pic to see the first video.
Our own videos – produced and recorded by us. Well, me…
Project Elly: Runs and drives!
Yes, Elly the 2CV is now running nicely, and has been driven for the first time since March 2016. Very exciting!
Hoping for an MOT pass this week.
New ZX: More issues
Having successfully managed to get home in my new, £4 Citroen ZX, the problems didn’t end there. I headed out to get supplies on Sunday morning, and the tensioner noise I’d noticed when we first saw the car seemed even louder. At least, I hoped it was the tensioner. Preferably the auxiliary belt one.
I decided it made sense to investigate. After all, this is not a good noise.
First step was to remove the alternator belt. That would confirm whether I was dealing with a minor issue or a major one. In other words, if the noise didn’t go away, then it was likely there was a cambelt tensioner or water pump failure. Not much fun. Of course, access was pretty horrible. Citroen are the specialists in awkward access.
Removing the tension was difficult, as the bottom bolt holding the tensioner was very reluctant to move. In the end, I opted to remove the alternator instead.
With the belt now removed, I started the engine again.
Yes, that’s pretty conclusive I’d say. I then gave the alternator and power steering pump a spin by hand. Nice and quiet. The tensioner for the auxiliary belt was another matter entirely. It was grumbling even at slow speed. There we go then. Nowhere to buy one on a Sunday afternoon, so an online order was duly placed with GSF Car Parts.
Given I couldn’t drive it anywhere, I spent some time on Monday giving the ZX a wash. It really is a fine looking motor.
I like how it’s unmistakably a Citroen, despite being very conventional, and very Peugeot under the skin. Like the XM, Bertone had a hand in the styling, though Citroen’s own stylists were very hands-on at this time, producing their own proposals that influenced Bertone’s work. Mind you, a different design language was on its way, and the ZX was the last Citroen introduced with a single windscreen wiper. Well, until the Toyota-based C1 and Mitsubishi-based C-Zero, and they at least had the decency to have a pantograph single wiper. This means no unswept area right in front of the driver’s face.
I digress. Today, the new tensioner arrived. I thought fitting it would be easy, so did some page-proofing before heading outside with the new part. Straight away, there was a problem. Unbeknown to me, the bottom mouting bolt had actually sheared off as I removed it on Sunday. Oh dear. A proper solution at this stage would have been to drill out the remains and tap the thread out to something larger. That probably meant removing the bracket for the alternator and power steering pump, which meant disconnecting the latter. Sod that.
So, I came up with a bodge. Applying tension to the tensioner left space above the bottom right angle to get a nut in. I used washers as spacers as the bolt I had was too long to start with. It would have been trying to apply too much tension. My first attempt failed, with a squeal disiplaying the lack of tension quite adequately. I reduced the washer count and had another go. Success!
Incidentally, I couldn’t get the new belt to fit, so the old one has gone back on for now. Perhaps I’ll replace it at some point. Perhaps I’ll do something better than my bodge. Perhaps I’ll never get around to it, the belt will snap and it’ll take the alternator belt with it…
Until next time!
Road Test: MG3
The latest HubNut road test review is now live, as I spend a week getting to know the MG3. Cheap Chinese rubbish or is it actually well worth a look?
OMG bus excitement!
I had a nice day yesterday, full of lovely bus action. Here follows my report. EDIT – video now at the end!
I arrived at Wythall in good time, thanks to the hurtling capabilities of the S-MX. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to celebrate Transport Museum Wythall’s commemoration of the day the buses of Brum passed from WMPTE – the West Midlands Passenger Transport Excutive – to West Midlands Travel 30 years ago. After all, I was just a child back then, and this would be one of the biggest gatherings of the buses from my childhood ever seen. Not just seen of course, but also heard and experienced, as many of them would be out doing trips. Wow.
You know it’s going to be a good day when the car park looks like this. A Rover 75 in my favourite colour, next to a beige Morris Ital.
I used to work in that large office block in the background, about 16 years ago. It wasn’t just the buses that formed part of this nostalgia trip, but also the location – just a mile or so from where I went to secondary school.
I ignored a waiting Optare Spectra, because it didn’t relate to my nostalgia trip. They came into service after I had my first car, so didn’t really figure on my radar. No, better to wait for something a bit more suitable. This Daimler Fleetline certainly delivered! Birmingham City Transport built up a huge fleet of (ahem) Fleetlines, fitting most with near-identical bodywork by the local Metro-Cammell Works or Park Royal. Things got muddied a little later in the Fleetline’s life, with some badged as Leyland, at the same time as Leyland’s own Atlantean. BCT took both in the end, with the last Fleetline only coming out of service in 1997 – not bad for buses approaching 20 years old.
I hopped aboard and grabbed my favourite pew – right above the passenger front wheel. I loved sitting here as a child, as it gave a perfect view of the driver. How I delighted in watching the snick of the semi-automatic transmission’s gearlever and the frantic wheel twirling for bends. My mother liked this seat rather less, as it left her feet dangling in the air…
Things were pretty special on arrival too, with a pair of MCW Metrobuses greeting visitors.
If anything, the Metrobus is even more the bus of my childhood than the Fleetlines. The first West Midlands Metrobus went into service in 1978, the year of my birth – WDA on the right here is one of those first five prototypes. These Mk1s were always my favourite, as I loved the asymmetric windscreen. So did London Transport, who specified this style well into 1985. Not WMPTE though, who moved to the MkII specification (left) in 1982.
This recovery truck is another reminder of my childhood, as I often saw it parked up at the Digbeth depot. The poor thing never seemed to move, though I assume it did when needed. It’s actually an AEC Matador, new in 1943, became a recovery truck in the Midlands in 1947, but was rebodied with bus leftovers in 1962 – courtesy of BMMO, Midland Red’s own in-house bus company. It had many stints at Digbeth over the years, before passing to North Birmingham Busways in 1997 – whose colours it still wears. I like North Birmingham Busways as, before they ceased operations, they let me drive their Atlantean and National 2. When they stopped trading, the Matador passed into preversation. I’m glad it survives.
Back to the buses.
Yes, that’s TWO Volvo Ailsas, as well as a mixed bag of Fleetlines and a Metrobus. The Volvo Ailsa was a bit of an oddity on the WMPTE fleet, with its unusual Alexander bodywork and even more unusual layout. A 6.7-litre turbocharged engine is squeezed between the driver and the passengers, so it’s a flat-fronted, front-engined bus. On the left is TOE, which is the original prototype demonstrator. JOV is one of the batch of 50 that WMPTE bought in 1976. I have a distinct memory of catching one of these as a small child in the 1980s, but it wasn’t a bus I encountered very much. They left WMT service in 1987.
What really marks out the Ailsa is the fantastic noise they make. An ususual belt layout means they shriek in a most ridiculous manner! When TOE rolled out for its first run, there was a huge queue waiting! I was glad to be able to get on board. There will be video footage at some point.
I don’t remember seeing these Transits as a child, but always loved this ‘parcel van’ style, with its enormous wipers. It doesn’t seem an ideal choice of bus, but remained in service for a good ten years it seems.
And now for something completely different! Walsall 56 is a quite remarkable Daimler Fleetline, built to the most bizarre specification. It has a V6 Cummins engine, mounted immediately behind the offside rear wheel. Its 36-foot long body (by Northern Counties) seats 86, even with two staircases and two doors – front and rear. The noise it makes is quite ridiculous, and it was apparently notoriously unreliable in service. Walsall Corporation had always gone its own way, but that came to an end after this bus, as the corporation was drawn into WMPTE. By 1975, this 1969 bus had been sold on. It only returned to the road last year after a lengthy overhaul. The time had come to indulge in more rides out. Here’s a nice moment.
That’s a Foden recovery truck passing MCW Metrobus 3057. This beautifully restored Metrobus is painted as it would have been originally, in WMT’s rare silver over blue. It was only in use for a couple of years, before being redesigned along the lines of what you see on the Foden – more blue, and a larger red stripe. The Metrobus is one of the Mk3 specification, delivered (I think) on E, F and G plates. The stand-out features were larger wiper blades, a larger desination box at the front, an orange section on the grab handle by the doors, and an enclosed rear number plate. I think the upper emergency exit was a larger design too.
These were the last Metrobuses of WMT’s considerable fleet. What replaced them around my way was the Scania N113, with Alexander bodywork. I would have liked to see one at this event, but it was not to be. Nor was there a Leyland Lynx – I remember these thundering past my house on the 18 route.
Here’s an unusual single-decker though, one that began life as a double-decker. This Fleetline was new in 1978, and so one of the last. In 1994, it had the upper deck removed and was converted to single-deck format, complete with aerodynamic appendages! It was done to investigate whether converting these buses could save money – the drivers could be paid less. At £25,000 for the conversion, it would have needed a lot of saving! It seems wage changes also rendered this a magnificent white elephant – note that the lights were converted to these standardised items at the same time.
I first saw this bus not long after passing my test, so probably 1995-1996, at Robin Hood roundabout in Hall Green. I did a proper double-take!
Leyland Nationals are another key bus from my youth, as they are for many people. They were everywhere! I’d often catch a Midland Red West National on my way to school. How nice it was to ride on a bus from that time, on the same road – with the cackling engine and crashy ride. Giovanni Michelotti blessed the National with some actual style, and I always loved the pod on top of the roof at the back – not visible in this shot. Caves Buses, who also transported me to and from school, built up quite a fleet of Nationals, and the buses that took me home from school would later be taking me home from nightclubs, with the same poor drivers!
I can’t recall riding much on National 2s, but I definitely remember the much gruffer engine note they had. I enjoyed my ride on this one very much indeed. You can see the rear pod clearly on this one, and the notably longer nose, which now houses the radiator.
There were many other delicious bus moments, but I should probably stop there before you all go to sleep. So, I had one last brew and then hopped aboard the Spectra.
As R1 NEG entered service in 1998, it was well into my car-owning years. To think, just one year separated this bus from the Daimler Fleetlines in operation with (what was now) Travel West Midlands! The Spectra used DAF underpinnings, and it truly is a world away from the Fleetlines in terms of comfort, noise and pace. It has genuine low-floor capability too, the first double decker in the UK to offer such a feature (though this was not quite the first Spectra so-equipped to enter service). There was just time for one more photo before I headed home. What a fantastic day out.
Honda S-MX: Settling in video
HubNut Videos – latest additions
It’s been a busy time on the HubNut video channel, so let me give you a quick run down of the latest videos.
Firstly, there’s the one where I went greenlaning in my RAV4. It didn’t go quite as easily as I’d hoped…
Then the roadtrips begin! In order of trips covered, I’ll start with the Jaguar XJS that I borrowed from Kelsey Media. It was ideal while I hurtled 1800 miles around the country on Classic Jaguar magazine business. The economy was far better than expected too! Oh, but off-roading that didn’t go well either. I really should be more careful…
Then we get into roadtrips with purchasing involved. With Retro Japanese magazine being the other title I currently edit, I decided to get something retro and, well, Japanese. That saw me clock up 500 miles in the first few days after purchase. How did it get on?
I was forced to concede that the Colt was not the ideal roadtrip machine, though it had plenty of charm. So, six days before going on holiday, I bought another car! Bring on the French roadtrip and more than double the mileage in a car which cost me even less to buy. Brilliant!
Finally, there’s an experimental video in which I discuss my favourite shots from the Retro Rides Gathering 2016 at Shelsley Walsh hillclimb. There are some interesting motors here for sure!
I hope you enjoyed those. More videos will be appearing before too long. Hopefully.
Project RAV4: First video
Life is exceedingly busy at the moment, which is why my first June blog is ten days into the month! Where does all the time go? Suffice it to say, I’m still loving the RAV4, even if I’ve had to sort out a few foibles. More details on that soon but in the meantime, here’s a video of my new steed. For extra laughs, put the subtitles on. They’re automatic, courtesy of YouTube, and rubbish!
Video: XM steering woes
A general state of Very Busy has prevented me churning out as many videos as I would have liked this year, but I’m starting to get back on top of things! In this video, I explore my Citroen XM’s hydraulic system, to cure notchy steering, felt as intermittent power assistance and something that can affect any hydraulic Citroen – especially BX, XM and Xantia.
Here’s how I fixed it.
I still absolutely love this car by the way. On the right roads, it’s just an absolute joy. Around town, a bit less so, but I’ll be booking it in soon for clutch replacement. That should improve things!
Caravans and stupidity
I’ve been enjoying my new caravan quite a lot, and even spent some time today sitting in and working. With the enormous front window open and fantastic velour to sit upon, it was all rather pleasant. I have also managed to get my ‘collection caper’ video online, and here it is.
With family visits not very far away, I thought it was time I tried to get to the bottom of the XM’s horrible suspension clonk today. Having managed to drive many hundreds of miles since it first started doing it, I’d reasoned that it was unlikely that anything would fall off. It probably already would have done. But, I really wanted to know what it was!
I got a message from Pete Sparrow at ‘very early’ this morning, which said ‘it’s today or never mate.’ So, I quickly had a bite to eat and jumped in the XM to head to Hereford and some Sparrow diagnostics. Pete somehow found time in his usual, frenetic schedule to have a quick test drive, and deduced that it could be a brake caliper issue. When we got back, I jacked up the XM and removed the road wheel and sure enough, Pete quickly spotted that the brake pad anti-rattle spring was missing. Oops. I now remembered that I was struggling to fit it and put it to one side to fit later. It wasn’t meant to be two months later… Still, the noise was just the pads rattling around, so at least I knew it wasn’t serious.
While I was there, I took Pete’s advice and swapped some tyres about. When I refitted my Continental Winter Contact TS850 tyres last Autumn, I only realised afterwards that I’d successfully rotated the offside tyres front and rear, but put the same front tyre on the nearside that had been in place the previous winter. Now, after two winters of my hooning, the inside of the tread had very definitely been worn away. Slightly low tyre pressures certainly didn’t help, and I also wonder whether the wishbone bushes are past their best. Fact remains though that two winters of use has been pretty much enough for that tyre. The softer compound does cause these tyres to wear out more readily. I don’t currently have a set of summer tyres to switch back to. Something I’ll need to address, as sunny motorway miles are particularly unkind to winter tyres.
On returning home, after getting some important work done on Classic Jaguar magazine (felt appropriate to do some of this in the caravan), I set about sorting the XM’s brakes. It didn’t take too long to whip the wheel off and refit the anti-rattle spring. I also fitted new wiper blades – aero ones. Not a fan of the aesthetics, but hopefully they’ll take the stress out of driving in the rain. Quite important in Wales. Of course, not everything went to plan and I did almost managed to crash the XM into the Nippa. And I caught it on video!